Baru Nak Kenal Sepupu

Hari ini, abang mak aku dari Johor mai rumah.

Haih.

Apalah.

Keluarga belah Johor yang mana sangat la yang aku kenal.

lol betul.

Sanak sedara memang overrated.

ABPH Yang Pointless, Senseless, etc etc

Aku tak nak cakap dari segi agama yang hiburan melalaikan blah blah. That is unarguable.

Aku nak cakap betapa pointless nya anugerah ni. Senseless, bak kata AKFG.

Why?

Kalau setiap tahun orang yang sama je menang. Baik tak payah. Rabbani. FBI. Fafau.

zzzz

Bosan amat.

Terutama sekali Rabbani. Aku lost count berapa banyak kali dorang dah menang. Sejak aku kecik minum botol susu (okay exaggerated terlebih) Rabbani je yang menang.


Bagi la peluang kat artis nasyid aka boy band lain (sarcasm sarcasm) yang tengah melonjak naik cuba nak jadi popular jugak! Artis nasyid dengan nama tak boleh blah tuu...Ok fine, it's nice! lulz


Aku respek Siti Nurhaliza kerana humility yang ditunjukkannya dengan menarik diri dari ABPH neh.


Lain kali panggil artis luar cam YUI ke, AKFG ke, Arashi ke, SNSD ke (okay aku taktau artis KPOP sangat) jadi calon anugerah ni, baru la maju sket industri hiburan negara!! hua hua hua.

Bukan ada ke kategori artis luar negara sebelum ni? Ada ke? Kalo takdak pon buat baru. Dorang ni taktau ke kat Malaysia ni ramai KPOP-tard. Depa yang paling popular tau tak? Talk about tak alert dengan berita semasa huh? Ha Maher Zain ka.

Dan saya tidak pun menonton acara ni kat TV. Hanya updated melalui twitter.

Ini antara karutan terlampau saya pernah buat. Minta maap. bye sambung buat kerja.

Noted by,

10:59pm, 03/04/11

chanz

Tunisian Rakyat FTW!

Bravo untuk rakyat marhaen dan luar marhaen Tunisia yang begitu berani berjuang demi keadilan dan hak rakyat.

Pic from reuters

Buat mereka yang noob & tak tahu apa benda aku cakap ni, boleh baca kupasan dari beritasemasa.com


To all rakyat in the world, I present you this song, Uprising by Muse. Justice will prevail!

"Rise up and take the power back, it's time that
The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
Their time is coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious"

P/S: Lucky our bik mama lupa daratan (famili)?? err..

Noted by,

21:51pm, 21/01/11

chanz

Maafkan Saya

Hai. Assalamualaikum. Nama saya Datuk NS. Saya nak buat sedikit pengakuan hari ini. Sila dengar dengan hati yang ikhlas dan minda terbuka. Jangan terlalu menghukum.


Pertama kali, saya hendak minta maaf. Saya ini penipu. Saya seorang yang tamak. Saya juga gila gelaran. Saya nak jadi VIP. Sebab tu la saya beli gelaran Datuk. Murah je. RM250,000 je. Aset saya berjuta-juta, apa risau 250K. Kalau saya dapat Datuk, senanglah nanti saya nak dapat kontrak. Hehe. Saya guna material murah-murah je. Tak ikut spesifikasi pun. Peduli apa saya. Janji saya untung.


Selain itu, saya juga akan dihormati oleh orang ramai. Dan juga dipandang tinggi. WOW. Kata orang. Datuk wei nak lalu, bagi laluan!!! Best, kan?


"Datuk Nama Saya". Sedap kan bila nama saya ada datuk kat depan. Walaupun saya bukan ada cucu lagi. Alah, itu pelakon Bollywood pun dapat gelaran Datuk. Dia pun takde cucu lagi. Rilek ar. Mana ada saya tua. Saya muda je. Baru 45 tahun. Duda pulak tu. Anak pun takde. Haih...Nak kena cari ratu cantik Lubnan lah jadi bini.


Lagi, jadi Datuk, saya jadi glamorlah. Sekarang kan semua orang nak glamor. Populariti tu penting tahu. Boleh naikkan imej. Senanglah saya nak mengorat awek-awek dan isteri orang. Hehe.


Hei hei, apa awak cakap? Saya seorang yang jahat? Tolong sikit. Saya cari duit, jadi kaya, banglo mewah, kereta besar semua dengan titik peluh sendiri tahu! Tak ada kacau orang lain pun. Saya tak merompak ke mencuri ke. Saya sangat pemurah tahu. Siapa yang bagi projek kat saya konfem saya akan bagi hadiah kat dia. Hiburan lah sikit, kan. Kalau dia nak awek, saya kasi la awek. Ada yang jenis pemalu sikit, takpe saya slow-slow bagi hamper dulu. Lama-lama dia suka jugak. Hehe.


Saya juga selalu menderma tahu. Kat tabung pesakit HIV/AIDS. Saya rasa sangat bersalah sebenarnya kat pesakit-pesakit ni. Ye lah, ada antara mereka yang pernah berkhidmat untuk saya. Menggembirakan hati saya. Sanggup korbankan kehendak suami demi saya. Haih. Kesian mereka.


Saya tulis ini untuk saya paparkan apabila saya berumur tua. Saya nak bertaubat bila saya dah tua. Nanti bila dah tua, saya mudah lupa. So saya tulis siap-siap dalam blog, saya automatikkan publish pada tarikh 30 tahun akan datang. Harap-harap ada orang baca dan ingatkan saya lah. Tolong ingatkan aku bak kata Ana Raffali tu. Saya suka Ana. Hmm...hehehee..


P/S: Jom dengar "Far East - Aman" & "Algebra - Aku Bukan Musuh Harta".

P/S 2: Sesapa yang tak tahu apa yang aku katakan ni, cuba baca neh. hehe..

Noted by,

13:01pm, 13/01/41

 chanz Datuk NS

I don't understand

Some things......... are meant to be unreasonable.

These are the lists of the things that I don't understand regarding people. People are unpredictable, so..... read it.


1) I don't understand why would people believe in "hantu" "khurafat" "benda tahyul" than the logics.

"Woii dia muntah darah!"
"Kena santau ler tu.."

Err?

It's not that I do not believe these things do exist, just....hey, come on la! Which century are you in now?

2) I don't understand these "sesetengah" bloggers who put so much widgets, auto-play music which made their blog becomes heavy as well as causing widgeo popup. How is that for visitor friendly?

3) I don't understand these "sesetengah" people who upload their stupid/freakish/weird posing picture in the internet. Dear homo sapiens, know this word called 'privacy'? Oh I get it, you think that pic of yours is cute? Fine~

4) I don't understand why would you waste your time reading this emo entry. Haha!
Why don't you go reading other valuable and knowledgeable stuff?

5) Uhh. More list to come next....Perhaps. I don't understand why would I post this, too. lmao

P/S: This is my way of telling you that I'm pissed off with these kind of people. No offense to those who got butthurt. I did not mean you! No, really!! Daaah.

You are welcome.

12:04 am, 14/12/10

chanz

Okane

Sebab kau, orang sanggup menipu. Kau juga membuatkan orang sanggup mengkhianati orang lain, sanggup menyeksa orang lain, sanggup korup, sanggup itu dan macam-macam tak larat nak tulis dah. Bodoh, kan.

Apabila kau hilang dari tuan kau yang sebenar, kecoh satu dunia. Sebenarnya, salah tuan kau juga tak reti jaga kau betul-betul. Masuk hari ini, dah dua kali aku jumpa kau ditinggalkan kat Air Tea Amp. Boleh pulak tuan kau terlupa ambil kau. Nasib baik aku panggil tuan kau suruh ambil. Kalau tak....tuan kau yang rugi. Aku nak ambil kau pun serba salah jika waktu itu tuan kau dah menghilang la. Jadi maafkan aku jika kau dibiarkan. Sebab kau ini sangat sensitif. Untuk kali pertama pula, aku ternampak kau terbaring keseorangan di Air Tea Amp selepas aku menuntut kawan-kawan kau. Kau ini...kenapa lah kau berperangai macam tu. Oh tidak, patutnya salahkan tuan kau lah yang suka pelupa.

Kepada tuan-tuan kau yang suka tinggalkan kau, ingin aku minta izin ye, aku akan bagi kat orang lain yang memerlukan tiap kali aku ambil kau. Meaning ke. Hmm. Bagi kat Meaning le!

P/S: Peristiwa hari ini memang sangat-sangat amat mengecewakan!!!!!! Huh.
(Sampai salah tatabahasa BM aku, kalo cikgu BM sekolah aku baca, mesti dia marah! Kau ar punya pasal! LOL)

8:24pm, 04/03/10
chanz

Nothing Will Happen!!

Just now I answered the golf theory test. It only took me 10 minutes 49 seconds, though. Actually I want to make it to 11 minutes! Never mind that... lol.

Btw, take a look at this funny chain mail/message:

This is AMAZING! Foward this message on to 5 people and within 3 minutes NOTHING will happen!!!! I tried it TWICE and it worked BOTH times, absolutely nothing happened!!! THIS REALLY WORKS!! Pass this on, more people need to know.

LOL.

I lol hard at this message. I mean, it's like a sarcastic message directed to those people who love spamming at comment or email. Such message that asking people to forward it then something good will happen to them. lolwutz?

P/S: Back when I was a fourteen years old adolescent, I almost believe this shit. That time I was a naive boy. And yes, I'm still new to internet that time. Hahak.

12:20pm, 03/03/10
chanz

Jom Bunuh Fesbuk

Kalau post sebelum ini aku bercerita pasal aku punya ketidakaksesan terhadap akaun fesbuk. Caranya - matikan semua notifications by emel. Kalau ada yang cuba cara aku tu, tapi tak berjaya, JANGAN BIMBANG. Masih ada jalan penyelesaian yang lain!

Kali ini, aku nak ajak korang bunuh fesbuk melalui web ni - Suicide Machine.

Tekan je butang 'commit' tu. Isi username, passwords dan anda punya kata-kata terakhir (saigo no kotoba, kata orang Jepun).


zzzzzz.


OppP! Anda kata tidak boleh tekan butang ikon fesbuk di web itu? Hanya twitter dan lain-lain sahaja boleh bunuh diri?

Hal ini kerana fesbuk telah mengambil langkah proaktif, inisiatif, efektif dan apa-apa tif yang ada, untuk memblok web itu!!

Sila baca lebih lanjut:

Facebook cuts off Suicide Machine access

If one of your resolutions for this year was to prune your online activity back to a reasonable level, you might have been excited to learn of the new service called the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine. The site, which launched in late December, lets you "sign out forever" from the social-networking services Twitter, LinkedIn, and MySpace.

Until a few days ago, the service also let you kill your Facebook account. However, Facebook got wind of this scheme and shut down access to the site from the Suicide Machine servers, unplugging the unplugger, as it were.

According to a Facebook representative, "Facebook provides the ability for people who no longer want to use the site to either deactivate their account or delete it completely. Web 2.0 Suicide Machine collects log-in credentials and scrapes Facebook pages, which are violations of our Statement of Rights and Responsibilities. We've blocked the site's access to Facebook, as is our policy for sites that violate our SRR. We're currently investigating and considering whether to take further action."

Suicide Machine has been getting a fair bit of attention and press, but it's a curiosity, bordering on a joke. Instead of just deleting your account (a standard feature supported by social services), Suicide Machine instead walks through a targeted account, friend by friend, and deletes your connections one at a time via a script.

Before it does that, though, it changes your profile picture (to a charming pink noose) and your password, so you can't log back on to resurrect yourself, nor remove the final marker and message, nor manage your friends on the chance that the Suicide Machine's script didn't run correctly (I checked several "dead" Facebook accounts and found many with friends still in them).

So your profile will be dead to you, but far from gone for good. A tool to declare "friend bankruptcy" by eliminating your connections without blocking you from ever using your account would be more useful, at least to my mind.

The calculus of the site is also suspect. From the FAQ: "Facebook and Co. are going to hold all your informations and pictures on their servers forever! We still hope that by removing your contact details and friend connections one-by-one, your data is being cached out from their backup servers. This can happen after days, weeks, months, or even years. So merely deactivating the account is just not enough!"

I get the logic, but I'm not convinced the Suicide Machine will actually remove your data more effectively than a site's own tools. And neither the Suicide Machine nor an on-site deletion will erase your data in Google's cache.

Source: Webware

Tahniah, fesbuk! Anda berjaya mengelakkan pengguna anda dari membuang akaun mereka! Tetapi tidak saya! Anda gagal menghalang saya dari berhenti berfesbuk! Har3~

Oh, menurut web suicide machine tu,

o, relax and visit us again in a couple of days when Facebook suicide will be available again!

Anda tetap juga boleh membunuh fesbuk pada suatu hari nanti..Saya percaya anda mampu..!!


Note: Sekarang ini aku asyik post tentang fesbuk je. Tak tahu apa pasal. Unknown cause. Idiopathic. Medical term la sikit, student health science la katakan~ =P

06/01/10. 8:25am
chanz

It's Not Over

[Beware, this entry may contain some profanity language & words in it. Don't say I didn't warn you.]

It's 6.30am [gozen roku ji han] it's quiet. [shizuka desu]. But there is one thing does not quiet. It is very noisy. "melalak pepagi buta", we say. Well, it's not chicken, cat [neko] or dog [inu]. Not me either. And of course it's not my roomate (or maybe he is). It's a thing. A good thing [ii desu]. You want to know what is it? If you read this entry from the main page, click read more or else, just read below lar...

(should i even need to tell you that? lol :sarcasm mode:)

It is what you call 'a cellphone'. A handphone. Henset. "Telefon selular". "Telefon bimbit". Or whatever you like to call it. I call it henset, fyi. To be exact, it's not the henset which is noisy [urusai] at 6.30am. It's the alarm clork in the henset which I set it to 6.30am everyday. Convenient, rite? No need to buy a BIG alarm clock nowadays. Although at school I used that BIG alarm clock to wake me up everyday [okimasu].

Oh dude, I love spamming. Actually I just want to talk about the ringtone I used for waking me up everyday. Want to know what is it? Can't you read? It's on the title of this post
:sarcasm mode again:.

The ringtone is the song by "Daughtry - It's Not Over". I dunno since when I've been using that ringtone, my memory tells me it's since when I'm in matriculation. KMPP. 2006. Or maybe 2007. yeah. I never changed it. Due to laziness. Or maybe due to that I'm not interested in this henset, trendy gadget anymore.

Every morning, this ringtone keep trying its best to wake me up. It will sing, "It's not over~~I try to do it right this time around. It's not over~~" Hoho. It will repeat and repeat the same word. But unfortunately, the owner never wake up. Pity you, henset. Try harder next time, eh?

What good about this ringtone is at least it tries to give me a motivation to live my life.'it's not over'. Well, from that word, we can infer that it wants me to continue my life, move on, and tells me my efforts still worth it!! Good start for a day, huh?

Why I put the ringtone, It's Not Over by Daughtry, as my alarm clock you ask? Back when in 2007, I always listened to the radio. Fly fm and Hitz fm were my best radio station to listen to. (yeah 'were', I don't listen to them anymore). At that time, I was haunted by these two songs - Lips of An Angel by Hinder & It's Not Over by Daughtry. And yeah, at that time I didn't have a mp3 player. No laptop either. I did have a mp4 player which is made from China. People say China goods are not good, "cepat rosak", "bengong". Oh, it's very true. It's only about two months and then that mp4 player already broken. I bought it for RM250 damn it! Ooh noes, back to the topic.

Ok, I loved the song, and definitely I wanted to listen to it many times, as I please. Well, the radio don't really play the song whenever you want to listen to it. Right. So, I need to have the song la. At that time, I was like following the trends. Everytime my hands/fingers must be at the henset. Lol. My friends also like that, too. With their stupid & daft [baka] looking & big N-Gage, playing racing game Asphalt. Well, my Sony Ericsson K300i do have GPRS, MMS function and could surf the web. Haha. Ergo I wasted my Maxis credit on searching and downloading a 10 seconds (ringtone lol) of It's Not Over song. Very satisfied, right? Being able to listen to 10 sec only of your loved song.

Hua3..


That is the history of this ringtone. I got many other ringtone beside it, before. But, this ringtone is the only one suitable for my alarm clork. Besides, I do love Daughtry's songs. Most of his songs like Over You, What About Now, and Gone are superb. I even own myself his albums. There are two albums: Daughtry (self-title) [2007] and Leave This Town [2009]. This bald guy from American Idol really do know how to make a good song. I'm still listening to this new album. No comment yet about the quality of the album. Although rite now, I kinda listening to the bonus track - Sorry.

Let me sing it some for you.. Just pretend you could hear me sing it, okey? Okey dokey~~

"When I say I'm sorry, will you believe me? Listen to my story, Say you wont leave me!!"

When I say I'm sorry, can you forgive me? When I say I'll always be there, will you believe...."

Why cant you believe me?! I'm not a liar! (this one not in the song lawl..)

Ok, done for today. Really satisfied today. Being able to merepek in my blog. Oh, there is no profanity words in here, you say? Use ctrl + f, type in 'profanity', and press enter. See? This entry do have 'profanity' in it!! I told you! lolololol~~~