kisah camping

So..I went for camping last two weeks. Here just pieces of the story about the camping, from my perspective, observation and experience there. Actually, this is just like a journal report. Diary. Whatever it is.

Date: 26-27.7.11
Venue: Pantai Kerachut, Taman Negara Pulau Pinang
Activity: Jungle trekking, camping, bbqing, mandi pantai, tuju kasut, photoshoot, sesi luahan hati, fishing

(tengok aktiviti2 nya pun dah terkesima?)

Lima Belas Malaysia

Lima belas Malaysia? Sejak bila Malaysia ada lima belas? Satu je la. 1 Malaysia! Aha. Actually, aku nak promote satu benda kat korang. Mungkin ada yang dah tahu. Yang tahu, buat2 tak tahu sudah. Bagi yang tak tahu, meh nak bagi tahu. Sebagai salah seorang rakyat Malaysia, korang wajib tahu benda alah ni. Seriously.

Secara ringkasnya, 15Malaysia ni merupakan satu projek filem pendek. Sekitar 5 - 7 minit sahaja. Ia hanya terdiri daripada 15 filem pendek. Diarahkan oleh 15 pengarah berbeza. Sebab itu la nama dia 15Malaysia.

Setakat ni, aku baru tengok satu je filem. Potong Saga. Sangat lucu. Tengok ar sendiri. Aku masih dalam proses mendonlod. Nak tahu lebih lanjut pasal filem 15Malaysia ni, boleh usha website dia. Klik kat banner atas tu. Kat web tu, korang boleh baca lebih lanjut pasal projek ni, atau donlod video dia. Yang best dia ada sediakan torrent jugak. Aku memang prefer torrent dari direct buat masa ni.

Yang bestnya pasal projek ni, tokoh2 politik pun muncul seperti Tok Guru Nik Aziz, Liow Tiong Lai, Khairy Jamaludin & etc. Memang menarik. Nah tengok trailer kat Youtube ni:


Mula2 tahu pasal projek bila aku tengah lurk pasal pengarah citer Gadoh, Namron. Aku terbaca pasal filem Lollipop, salah satu filem dalam projek ni. Filem tu menarik perhatian aku sebab:
(i) Tajuk filem itu sendiri. Sapa yang maen DotA dengan aku tahu la apa pasal.
(ii) Isu dalam filem tu. Ia sentuh tentang kisah pedophile. Rasanya semua sudah sedia maklum pasal kisah arwah adik Sharlinie.

Yang tak boleh buka youtube, tengok video trailer Lollipop aku upload ni:

Kepada yang ada facebook, boleh add jadi fan kepada projek ni. Here.



Kepada yang nak menang laptop Acer & broadband P1 WiMax, boleh klik gambar kat atas tu. Aku tak berminat. Haha.

Bahasa Merepek Manusia

Gambar takde kena mengena dengan post ini. lol

Korang mesti penah sekolah kan? haha. Apa punya soalan. Takde pape. Hari ni aku nak kongsi satu benda dengan korang. Masa korang sekolah dulu, ada tak perkataan2, bahasa2 yg korang selalu guna, dan ia seakan menjadi trend kat sekolah? Well, I did have that kind of trend.

Ketika di SMKA Nibong Tebal:

deret - selalu, mesti jadi lagi
Contoh:

deret aku asyik dok sebelah hang ja kat kelas!

kejap - power, ketat, buat benda cam perfect je (selalu guna utk perli2)
Contoh:

gila, memang kejap ar budak ni! [or] tak kejap lagi tuh hang tutup bekas tu

... ma cukup! - ni org penang je pakai kot, mengakhiri ayat dengan "ma cukup", cam nak kata sesuatu tu hebat la, cam2 surprised, or ayat penegasan
Contoh:

ari tu aku gi pasar malam jumpa awek hang tak pakai tudung, ma cukup!

fly - terbang di angkasa, eh bukan. ia bermaksud "gi blah kuar dari asrama tanpa kebenaran" aku suke fly dulu2. hahaakk. yang ni lebih merujuk pada term.

skema - yg ni rasanya ramai tahu, selalu merujuk kat pengawas2 yg bajet baik, bodek cikgu je lebih sebenarnya

mandom - main dalam dorm. bagi mereka yang tidak aktif, di kala orang lain di padang pada waktu petang, mereka duduk dalam dorm. (i'm one of them. lol)

sodom - solat dalam dorm. ini merujuk kepada mereka yang malas, suka ponteng pergi surau. selalunya solat Subuh. Yang bestnya sapa kantoi kenalah rotan oleh warden.

Waktu di KMPP:

cekang - ni lebih kurang sama cam kejap, boleh kata transformasi perkataan kejap sebab aku jumpa perkataan ini kat matrik
Contoh:

gila cekang budak ni! 4 flat siott!

tak boleh blah - buat benda2 yang konon2 bagus atau luar dari kebiasaan, walopun sebenarnya si pengguna saja2 guna tanpa tujuan. aku pun tak tahu la apa yg dorang nak blah/belah. Si Ayie suka guna.
Contoh:

tak boleh blah ar mamat ni, buat terer lakK!

..doh! - mengakhiri perkataan dengan "doh". aku rasa asal perkataan ni adalah dari English, "though". Yang ni aku perasan Huzai suka guna.
Contoh:

aku maen game tak tido doh!

mantopp! - mantop atau mantap ni sebenarnya pengaruh dari ayat Ustaz Zamri dalam rancangan Mari Mengaji. Yang ni Baem selalu guna, panggil aku "wei budak mantopp!"

cucuk - bukan cucuk guna benda tajam, tapi gi cucuk duit.


Kini, USM Kubang Kerian:

aduhh - ni Syakir selalu guna, Lukman pun suka2 gak cakap

sedeh aku/ sedihhh../ sedih ar camni - ni cam ayat2 pasrah, walaupun sebenarnya tak sedih, individu tu hanya nak mengekspresi rasa kecewa beliau

koya - perasan

poyo - buat benda cam bagus

powerr! - Wali suka gune

entah - Din suke gune..har3

tuu arr - Phang suke gune. Ayat ni aku pun penah dgr masa sekolah dulu

bajet arr - konon2 terer ar tuh. Mawi suka guna

sedut - copy citer

senget - Syazwan suka guna. Benda tak senget pun disengetkan.

Yang terakhir sekali,

LESTARI - USM SUKA GUNA!! HARHARHAR

Perkataan2 ni sebenarnya membawa maksud lain, tapi student suka-suka guna untuk istilah lain. Yang pasti perkataan2 ni budak laki je selalu guna, aku TAK PASTI dengan budak pompuan. Well, bahasa korang maybe laen waktu dulu2. Dan ini yang aku ingat je, kalo korang ada lagi leh la tambah ataupun bila aku teringat boleh la aku edit balik. har3. lol

P/S: adeh. teringat pulak member2 sekolah & matrik. huhu. ni yang nak bersentimental ni.

Ilusi Optik

Hello. Lama tak update blog. Kali ini aku hendak berkongsi dengan anda sedikit gambar-gambar ilusi optik. Mungkin ramai yang sudah pernah tengok. Tak kisahlah.

Tengok betul-betul. Sembilan roda itu sedang bergerak! Tapi yang peliknya aku hanya dapat tengok 8 je roda yang bergerak. Yang paling atas kiri tak bergerak-gerak pun mata aku melihatnya.

Mula-mula selepas baca soalan di bawah itu, aku rasa silinder tu ke kanan. Tapi, entah macam mana selepas tatap gambar itu beberapa saat, ia dah jadi ke kiri. Haha. Lucu betul otak aku ni.


Semuanya garisan selari!!


Tak tahu kenapa aku rasa ia semakin membesar..

Pusing memusing...


Argh..pening kepala tengok gambar ni


Jawapan aku adalah B. Eh, kejap kejap, A kot..hehe

Antara semua gambar tersebut, aku paling suka yang silinder tu. Saat ketika silinder tu nak berubah dari kanan ke kiri, mata aku macam kabur-kabur sikit. Bila mata nak jelas balik, mai-mai silinder tu dah ke kiri.

Kesimpulannya, janganlah mudah percaya apa yang mata anda lihat. Tak semuanya betul. Contohnya, anda ternampak si A ini sedang melakukan maksiat. Anda hanya nampak dari jauh baju beliau selalu pakai, tak pun gaya rambut dia. Kemudian anda sebarkan kat orang lain. Bukan ke dah jadi fitnah. So, hati-hati ye kawan-kawan. Dont trust your eyes. They may cheat you.

Teringat lirik nasyid aku nyanyi masa kecik-kecik dulu,

Pandangan mata selalu berdusta,
Pandangan akal selalu melulu,
Pandangan hati berjiwa hakiki..

Tangan Melukis Dilukis

Kreatif kan gambar ni?

Aku tak pasti sama ada gambar ni memang ia dilukis tangan atau guna software komputer. Kalau benar dilukis, memang kreatif dan terperinci. Paling aku respek, bulu tangan pun dia mampu lukis dengan realistik. Konsep bayang dia kemas. Kesimpulannya, cunn ah!

Hahak. Salutelah sama pelukis atau penghasil gambar ni.

Ganas Aku

Salam..

Ganaskah aku? Aku ganas? hoho. Entri kali ini bukanlah nak cakap pasal keganasan aku atau terrorist. Tapi nak promote satu game 2D online. Game ini coursemate aku yang perkenalkan. Tapi GForummer pun dah main game ni rupanya..Aku je jarang buka forum tu. hoho. Well, dah habis exam, apa-apa game pun aku nak main sementara kena pergi community service Isnin, 4hb ni.

Bagaimana hendak main game ini? Mudah sahaja.. First sekali, tekan link di bawah ini:

[Brutal!!!]

Isi lah nama yang anda rasakan sesuai. Then, boleh tukar 'appearance' anda mengikut kesukaan anda, begitu juga warna baju, kulit & rambut anda. Tapi, agak susah nak letak nama yang smart sebab dah banyak nama user guna. So, pandai2 lah anda ye.. Kemudian, tekan 'validate'. Kalau nama anda tiada orang guna, boleh la main...

Kemudian, anda perlu berlawan sebentar dengan kimkuro tuh.. Perlukah anda menekan keyboard, mouse atau joypad untuk berlawan? Haha. Tak perlu. Anda hanya perlu tengok jek..ye, TENGOK dan PERHATI betol2.. Kalah atau menang, anda tetap akan pergi ke 'cell' anda..cam kat bawah ni:


Seperti yang tertera, anda ada abiliti dan stat tertentu. Semuanya random. Abiliti atau stat anda yang akan dapat semuanya adalah random, mengikut luck anda. Jika anda berpuas hati dengan watak Brute anda ni, boleh la anda isi password kat dia, dan main lah dia... Untuk pertama kali, anda boleh enter ARENA, dan lawan sebanyak 6 kali.. Menang atau kalah anda tetap dapat experience point (XP). XP ini untuk anda naik level la..

Tapi, apa yang bestnya game ni? Takkan tengok dia lawan je kot? Hoho..explore lah sendiri. Bagi aku, game ni boleh tahan, sebab setiap kali lawan ada je senjata baru, atau pun abiliti baru yang boleh dilihat. Menarik le gak.. Main je la bila2 bosan.

Lawan!!

Lagi satu, anda boleh cari 'pupil' dengan promote le plak game ni kat rakan2 anda.. hoho. Dengan dapat pupil, XP anda pun bertambah..setiap kali pupil anda naik level, XP anda bertambah gak..

Inilah pupil2 aku..hoho

Terlupa pula nak maklumkan yang anda perlukan Adobe Flash yang latest untuk main game ini. Kalau flash anda dah lama, pergilah update ye..hehe. Dan semua golongan boleh main game ini, kanak2 ribena ka, remaja emo ka, pregnant woman ka, boleh je main..selagi anda ada internet + PC. hoho.

Game ini sebenarnya menjadi popular baru2 ini kat dunia internet...Baik korang main supaya tak dianggap sebagai ketinggalan zaman.hahaha.

Okay, ENJOY!!

Get to know myself better, huh?

salam..

actually aku malas nak post apa2 dah lepas 'Selamat Berjuang' dan sambung balik lepas exam.
tapi takpe cam menarik plak tag azahiri ni. dah lama tak wat test2 personality nih..

Personality Test. Which type are you? Get to know yourself better.

1. Open this website.
2. Take the personality quiz.
3. Copy and paste the result into your blog.
4. Tag your friends.

The story is like this:

I walked along a path. Around me was a yellow corn field against a brilliant blue sky. I saw a mirror near my feet. I decided to pick it up. Then I walked along a lake. I found a beautiful antique key in the lake. After that I stumbled across a beautiful old stone castle. It looked interesting hence I walked right on inside and explored. Suddenly a spider jumped out. I was shocked and ran until there was a wall blocking the path in front of me. There is a door, but it's locked, so I looked through the key hole and guess what? There is a beach with waves crashing onto the sand!! hoho.. it is the end..

This is the result of the personality test:

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

komen: I lol at this.. cam kenal je ayat ni. sama je dgn test laen aku wat. hoho. intelligent is hakim after all. xD

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

komen: ade ke yang sembunyikan charm? hoho.. dunno.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

komen: ready to love yozora kanashi wo yamete yo neee..teringat lagu YUI lak..hahahak

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

komen: no komen..

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

komen: yeah. true, in some way. but maybe not..

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

komen: aku nak jadi manga-ka..aku nak jadi engineer..aku nak jadi mathematician.. nak jadi inventor.. xnah terpk pon nak jadi dietitian maaa.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

komen: hoho..try lah stop me!!! come on!! hahaa.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

komen: dont think so... sometimes i concern sometimes i just ignore about my appearance..

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

komen: hoho.. is there anyone who can predict me? then this test is wrong.. ahak.


itu lah aku. aku dah kenal diri aku ke belom nih? dah banyak personality test aku wat kat tenet nih.. macam2 jek. mungkin betol dan mungkin salah gak. cam aku ni, cenderung menjawab soalan contradict dengan pilihan aku. cam blue sky n corn field tu. aku suka dapat tengok langit tapi tak suke ladang jagung pon. tapi pilih yg tu gak. so test ni mungkin tak betol. or mungkin sebab tulah, result aku camtuh. mungkin kot.

aku nak tag...sape2 ar yang nak jawab silakan.. encik din ke, lukman ke.. sape yang lom jawab lagi silakan.

NyaaA!!

HUH..

recently, while managing my yahoo email account, deleting all spam emails, reading subscribing thing and that, bla2..i found this forwarded email which said:

" Cuba Kira Klu Terror...

> > DALAM BAS ADA 7 ORG AWEKS (PEREMPUAN CANTIK),
> > SETIAP ORANG BAWAK 7 BEGS..
> > DALAM SETIAP BEGS ADA 7 EKOR KUCING BETINA,
> > SETIAP EKOR KUCING BETINA ADA 7 EKOR ANAK KUCING...
> > SETIAP EKOR KUCING ADA 4 KAKI...
> >
> > SO, BERAPA KAKI ADA DALAM BAS...
> > NO TRICK TAWWW... INI TAK MASUK KAKI DRIVER BAS YER....
> >
> > BILANGAN KAKI ADALAH PASSWORD UTK FILE DI BAWAH
> > KALO DPT BUKAK TGK LA NAMA2 ORG YG TERER DAN SESAPA YG TERER BOLE ISI NAMA
> > DAN SEND KAT ORG YG TAK TERER...

SELAMAT MENCUBA!!! "

~nyaa thingy~

hoho..

at first, i don't really give a damn about this email, i mean, for the first attempt, i try to solve it and... FAIL, but i dont really feel the challenge. well, at that time i am busy with programs & assignments..so dont have time & dont really care. actually i got this email a long time ago. but then, now i try to solve this once again..

looking around, cannot find my beloved scientific calculator fx-570ms, (which i rarely use it in here, usmkk!!!!) i decide to calculate by hands. yeah..a pen and a paper is enough. so.. thinking & calculating.. i stil fail to unlock the file.. then, i look back at my calculation.. erm,, where do i go wrong? i wonder.. so i revise.. and.. OMG!
49 x 7 = 336?! this is so wrong...!! because it should be 343! hoho.. i know why. it's because i thought that 9 x 7 = 56... LOL. stupid mistake we say.

then i calculate again, (by hands, congak2 of course..) and, yattaaa! unlocking the file~~ success!

however, even i manage to solve it.. i start to wonder what happened to me.. what has happen to my mind.. my math knowledge..i think that i really have forgotten a lot about math..oh..this sucks.. "this occured because u rarely use that math knowledge of yours!!" i said to myself~~ but maybe it's just because i recklessly calculating, yeah. multiply it wrong.. dunno which was it. BUT, from my experience at school & matrix, frankly said i never do wrong in multiplying..yeah. eventhough we use calculator a lot, when i calculate things congak2, i still multiply it right.

now after realizing that i still manage to solve that so-so twisting math question, i wonder whether my decision to take dietetics course is the right one or not.. i still wonder, in dilemma since i'm in first year. "is this really what i want to do? is this my path? is this my destiny or..what is it actually???" i still not sure about this. do i enjoy that cooking thingy, learning about food stuff? duh.... i dunno. i just moving on. let it go. just finish what u started i said.

if talking about my soul, yeah. it will go to.. engin. i really should have done ENGIN!!!! dammmit. my soul said. but, if talking about the rational of job availability, others experience in engin, the toughness of engin, blah2.. u really should do dietetics.... am i escaping, running away from challenge? i'm not sure of myself..

some may say i'm talking nonsense here.. but this is the only way i can express my feelings, my problems.. so bare with it. even if u r bored with this, i dont really care anyway~~

now moving forward to sem 2 in year 2 diet.. i think that i should just do good in exam... complete assignment well, get some good pointer... and who knows.. maybe i develop interest in this job, in the future.. (yeah, heck it will?)

i guess i really should blame Sanji... why does he should be a chef, the immatured me in the past wanna be like Sanji... i am hontou ni baka for trying to be someone else.. be urself is better, isnt it?

P/S: the title of this post is Nyaaa!! because i just substitute the sound of cat "meow" (the title of the file i get is meow) into japanese one.. fyi, cat sounds "nya" for japanese people.

Celebrity MORPH!!

Faced with intense boredom, I found this interesting website where we can morph our face into the s0-s0 celebrity. like I really a fan of these celebrity. dont really care actually. it's just the curiosity to see which celebrity that my face will become! hua3.

So, here it is:



LOL.

58% it resembles Eero. He is the bassist of The Rasmus. daaa. eventhough I love their musics, not necessarily i morph into one of the members! XD

The others I dont really know.... Hanson is also a vocalist in a pop rock band, called Hanson. Orlando Bloom? nahhh, seriuosly not resembles a lil bit!

I guess this web using application that functions randomly. maybe it just detect only a certain charasteristics of our face and try to compare with the face they got. but, it's fun! you may try!

click here

P/S: i wish i could morph into Sanji... gettai.. henshin!!